Consumer Consumed...OR...Black Friday/Cyber-Monday Equals Manipulated On Both Days

Holiday Shopper Suffers Sudden MRSA Attack
& Is Quickly Devoured by Flesh-Eating Shopping Bag
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Black Friday

Off we go to the shopping show.

Please Lord, a bargain today.

For I must buy with a well-trained eye.

A tool, a toy, and a tray.

Good God, she's there first.

That shrew was the worst.

In the line while we shivered at four.

How did it happen? From where did she come?

That bitch must have crashed through the door.

Oh well, let her nab it.

Or go over and grab it.

In the end, you really won't care.

Cause there's always much more, on the huge vinyl floor,

Of your town's discount main shopping lair.

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Cyber Monday

Logon. Do not dally.

There's a cyber-rally.

Twixt E-bay, Yahoo, and Bing.

Ten percent off. A special reward.

For every non-sensical thing.

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Equals Manipulated On Both Days

So, shop till you drop.

Go up over the top,

And quickly down Credit Card Mountain.

But pay off your loan. Owe zero. Or moan,

When you're trapped in the Finance Charge Fountain.

by KJ Allen

12/3,5,&7/2010 & not yet herded, per above.