475 Pound Carbohydrate Captured & Incarcerated

475 lb Pumpkin Under Arrest

This enormous carbohydrate was caught on the scales of a local pumpkin contest, attempting to win a prize as the heaviest harvest item in town. Blatantly posing as a healthy holiday dessert item, this imposter was bound, carted, and jailed for intent to contribute to America's obesity epidemic. In addition, this contestant did not win the contest. The heaviest pumpkin, and subsequent prize winner, weighed in at 1400 pounds!