Tabby Too Tired
by
Kitty Allen
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Tabby Too Tired
She relaxed on the desktop in bliss.
A fine huntress, originally Swiss.
With her long & sharp nail,
She, grey mouse, did impale.
Thwart her nap, get a very loud hiss.
© - KJA 3/23
The Projector
by
Kitty Allen
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The Projector
It was large & imposing & gray.
A projector who'd long since had its day.
But it rumbled to start,
Then its knobs blew apart.
Powered down, now a vintage display.
For more information on 35mm vintage film projectors, please enjoy the video shown below (in French).
© - KJA 3/23
DC Conspiracy
by
Kitty Allen
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DC Conspiracy
They arrived in DC to conspire.
A horse & rider in unique attire.
But the hotel rebelled,
They were quickly expelled.
Sent home in a truck with flat tire.
© - KJA - 3/23
Stubnose
by
Kitty Allen
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Stubnose
He snorted & tried to inhale.
A French bulldog with a stub for a tail.
Though a brindle pied pet,
His needs were unmet.
He collapsed from a disengaged toenail.
© - KJA - 3/23
Montmartre Morte
by
Kitty Allen
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Montmartre Morte
They rest spiritually free.
Underground & encrypted to see.
Though publicly displayed,
Offered no choice where they were laid.
Still, they're forever interred in Paree.
More information on Cimetiere de Montmartre, Paris.
© KJA - 3/23
Red Hots
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Kitty Allen
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Red Hots
They parked next to each other in France.
Two speedsters worth more than a glance.
Though different in build,
Their craftsmen were skilled.
Broke all speed limits given the chance.
For more information on Ferraris & Ford Mustangs, please enjoy the videos shown below.
© - KJA 3/23
Sprayed
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Kitty Allen
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Sprayed
He ran blinded though he stopped near a cliff.
Sprayed twice by a skunk he did sniff.
Though he got a full bath,
His behavior caused wrath.
Banned from home when his ward got a whiff.
Skunk Spray Video Tutorial
© - KJA 3/23
The Chair
by
Kitty Allen
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The Chair
Said the gal whose man lived in his chair.
Please arise while I clean up your lair.
Your spot's permanently dented,
Beyond circumvented.
For all spouses, please note & beware!
Companion Pieces
© - KJA 3/23
Shades
by
Kitty Allen
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Shades
On the bridge of her snout they did sit.
Bold & dark but really not a tight fit.
Then they slid down the nose,
Where they perched in repose,
Till they fell to the road & were hit.
© - Kitty Allen 3/23
Cooked Cockerel
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Kitty Allen
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Cooked Cockerel
He ruled large from his coop in the barnyard.
Hens nested within as he stood guard.
But he cackled full blast,
And a hatchet was cast.
He was plucked, then well-broiled & served charred.
© - Kitty Allen 3/23
Stringed, Straddled & Stressed
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Kitty Allen
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Stringed, Straddled & Stressed
Round the pegs curled the strings of the neck.
A design of gut, wire & high-tech.
Till three frazzled & snapped,
While the harpist was trapped,
On her bench, plucking on, for the check.
© - Kitty Allen 3/23
Mermaid in Mesh
by
Kitty Allen
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Mermaid in Mesh
She leaped out of the pool, a high flyer.
A svelte mermaid constructed of wire.
But she could not retreat,
Since her base had no feet.
She hangs on by a lamp, swimming higher.
© - KJA - 3/23
Badassery
by
Kitty Allen
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Badassery
It moved slowly upon us with zeal.
A silvery, tall machine on a wheel.
But it failed to stop,
Causing concrete to drop.
As it toppled & fell on its heel.
© - KJA 3/23
The Custom Car
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Kitty Allen
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The Custom Car
It was parked & displayed on the street.
A unique & quite showy wheeled treat.
Complete paint job makeover,
Can't imagine who drove her.
Her transition was very complete.
KJA - 3/23
Hubert du Lore
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Kitty Allen
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They named him Hubert du Lore
He was a large & imposing wild boar.
Till a blade pierced his heart,
And he was served ala carte,
Minus bristles, tail, hooves, tusks & more.
For more information on wild boar, please see below.
© - Kitty Allen 2023
Snowy Night
by
Kitty Allen
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It began its downfall at night.
A winter fan's thorough delight.
Then it closed down the road,
Till a plow was bestowed,
To carve passage in a world just turned white.
© - Kitty Allen 2023