Shoe Misconstrue
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Shoe Misconstrue
They suck while you walk on the floor.
A clean-up of dirt door to door.
But if you raise feet,
They will feel like concrete.
They should vacuum their return to the store.
© - KJA - 6/23
Hirsute
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Hirsute
She let her hair grow for five years.
Till her cords defied attempts with the shears.
Now looking for groomer,
With a wild sense of humor,
To style the old bitch with bald head & ears.
© - KJA - 6/23
Patience
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Patience
She strategically plotted her meal.
A finch, two cats & a teal.
But her presence, alas,
Stood out in the grass.
She must learn how to better conceal.
© - KJA - 6/23
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Belted
They circle the belly to keep up your pants.
They offer high style that may lead to romance.
But when you undo them to check what lies under.
You may be surprised. Nothing worthy of plunder.
So fasten your buckle. Stay neat & secure.
Let the jewels remain private. Treat the belt as couture.
© - KJA - 6/23
Troglodyte Home
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Kitty Allen
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Troglodyte Home
Curious home was found deep within limestone.
Cave-like pad with a wrought iron gate entry zone.
Private living for sure,
but open for tour.
Lodge for sale. Please avail. You can rent or own.
Examples of Troglodyte homes found in Amboise, France (Loire Valley)
https://www.eurotunnel.com/uk/holiday-ideas/visiting-the-troglodyte-caves-of-the-loire-valley/
© - KJA - 6/23
The Death of Dutch (Elm)
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Kitty Allen
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The Death of Dutch (Elm)
Dutch stood sturdy for hundreds of years.
A hermaphrodite, along with its peers.
But a bough dropped to earth.
Very wide. Hearty girth.
Elm was chopped. Now a stump easing fears (but causing tears).
Dutch Elm & peers (before chopping) in Stuyvesant Square Park - New York, NY.
For more information on Stuyvesant Square Park & its trees, please see link below.
© - KJA - 6/23
Repair Gone Wrong
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Kitty Allen
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Repair Gone Wrong
The frame cracked & the lens then fell out.
A repair became highly in doubt.
But strong glue was applied,
Where it immediately dried.
Missy's specs now affixed to her snout.
© - KJA - 6/23
Minstrel
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Kitty Allen
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Minstrel
He played swell. This minstrel from Hell.
To all, his talents he'd sell.
But his song became weary.
Even doubtful and leery.
Worse. He demanded a tug on his bell.
© - KJA - 6/23
Tyro on 5th
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Kitty Allen
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Tyro on 5th
He was perched in the window by owner.
Quite bony. Pristine for a loaner.
But he bit the girl's nose.
Grabbed her wig. Tore her clothes.
Glued & jeweled. Now forever a stoner.
© - KJA 6/23