Barnyard Hyperthermia
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Barnyard Hyperthermia
High heat slowed down the pace of the stable.
Non-grazing sheep surrendered, unable.
Decrepit hay rack started to smoke.
Combustion likely. No joke.
Cockerel shrieked his stressed call to wife, Mabel.
© - KJA - 7/23
Stamp Vamp
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Stamp Vamp
Rubber carvings. Onto wood, they are glued.
Soaked in ink. Then firmly pressed to be viewed.
Quite often used for mail.
Delivered physically by snail.
Soon obsolete, they will likely be eschewed.
For more information on a well-known NYC East Village stamp shop, please enjoy the link included below.
© - KJA - 7/23
Toadstools Barbenheimered
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Toadstools Barbenheimered
They were found along the side of the road.
Fungal fruits offering shelter for the toad.
Though they thrived in heat & mist,
Stems were plucked with forceful twist.
BARBENHEIMERED! Now hot pink. They shall explode.
Toadstools prior to Barbenheimering.
© - KJA - 7/23
Be Very Wary of Scary Wineberry
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Be Very Wary of Scary Wineberry
She bloomed scarlet from her stem on the vine.
Too inviting to pass by & decline.
But the plucking of her fruit,
Caused a shriek of pain acute.
A temptress thorned, weaponed up & down her spine.
For more information on wineberries, please see link below.
https://www.massaudubon.org/nature-wildlife/invasive-plants-in-massachusetts/wineberry
© - KJA - 7/23
Rest Stop
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Rest Stop
They stopped along the road for a tinkle.
A survey sought high praise with a twinkle.
But the door to the latrine,
Jammed & trapped her sight unseen.
Put a combustibly loud wrinkle in her sprinkle.
© - KJA - 7/23
Visiting Rue des Dames
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Visiting Rue des Dames
She entered. It was time for a drink.
Something cold. Fizzy bubbles. Maybe pink.
Though at the zinc bar,
She was served by avatar.
Who spoke French. She did not. Re-think & wink.
About Rue des Dames:
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rue_des_Dames_(Paris)
© - KJA - 7/23
With No Pants On
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With No Pants On
She was posed in the air on a block.
A mannequin in colorful frock.
Like a wide open book,
One could not overlook.
Fancy sack. Bare crack. Depants shock!
© - KJA - 7/23
Help Wanted
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Help Wanted
He replied to the post without reading.
Planned deployment of fowl for mass breeding.
Upon careful review,
The job's dates were askew.
He now works the farm weeding & seeding.
© - KJA - 7/23
Herr Hair
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Herr Hair
He approached from the left with a wink.
To sit down & proffer a drink.
But a reach to his chair
Brought a tuft of coarse hair.
To my glass. I do think he does stink!
© - KJA - 7/23
What the Heck, She Broke Her Neck
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What the Heck, She Broke Her Neck
She was regally plucked for 100 years.
Till her neck boldly fractured & slowed two careers.
Her strings now droop dangling,
Minus tension, they're strangling.
How sad for this beauty. She stands on causing tears.
© - KJA - 7/23