Parisian Marshmallow Ghoul
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BWwcy3/
A limerick & that's all.
Happy Halloween!
Parisian Marshmallow Ghoul
He floated white-masked near the door.
Foul ghoul with strong lust for a whore.
Pelvic thrusts appeared crude.
He was soon labeled lewd.
Disemboweled and left dead on the floor.
© - KJA - 10/23
High Intensity Ham Slicer
Derivative of the Infamous Hobart Meat Slicer
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rGkmen/
A limerick & that's all.
Enjoy!
High Intensity Ham Slicer
Ham is sliced with a sharp blade of steel.
Powered on, whirling fast goes its wheel.
But a digit too close,
Adds chopped fingertip dose.
Puts a personal taste in your meal.
