Two Tale Tug

 Two Tale Tug

Two limericks and that's all.

Enjoy!

A Yacht Scott Is Not

Here floats a red tugboat named Scott.

Who prides himself hot as a yacht.

But his crew men act crass,

Big brutes filled with sass.

A yacht Scott most surely is not. 

Quiver Liver in River

Here swam a fine tugboat called Quiver.

Who shoved a large barge up the river.

But his dignity fell,

From the pungent bad smell.

Of cargo containing raw liver.

© - KJA - 7/25