Eve's Pirouettes
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Eve's Pirouettes
Eve, the octopus, dressed for her gala.
Festive dining served seafood paella.
Though her pumps washed away,
She danced eight leg ballet.
With her pal, horseshoe crab, name of Bela.
KJA - 12/23
Panther Purrl
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Panther Purrl
She posed, a noir queen, for peak drama.
Ditched her Tom without care, without trauma.
Golden eyes were hence glared.
Long curled whiskers out-flared.
Arched her back. Hissed & howled. A fierce Momma.
© - KJA - 12/23
Queen Porcine
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Queen Porcine
Pam quickly grew bored in her barnyard.
Strong preference for glitter & Goyard.
So they dressed her in bling,
Trussed her torso with string.
Unveiled in a window, Pam soon starred.
© - KJA - 12/23
Orb Subterranea
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Orb Subterranea
A rebel iron orb fled her masters.
Coyly hid in the sewer on casters.
Though her girth was profound,
She enjoyed being round.
Courted carnally crushing disasters.
© - KJA - 11/23
Loaded Tool Belt
Beguine for Begoggled Bird
© - KJA - 11/23
The Strutting Anthurium
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The Strutting Anthurium
A blossom latched tight to the sandal.
Huge garish green leaf served as handle.
But his spadix kicked high,
Pierced madame in her thigh.
Tossed outside as a multi-hued vandal.
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© - KJA - 11/23
The Big Boy
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The Big Boy
The Big Boy loomed large on display.
A burger held high, fresh last May.
With a rotating flair,
He whirled, posed in the air.
Till he fell & off flew his toupee.
For more information on Big Boy restaurants, please enjoy the link shown below.
© - KJA - 11/23
Cerulean Fat Parisian Rat
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Cerulean Fat Parisian Rat
He resides on a wall in Paree.
Underground, amidst befouled debris.
A cerulean pelt,
Perks the life he was dealt.
Oddly cute, but he's coated in pee (& flea).
For more information on this Parisian sewer rat mural, please enjoy the following link.
© - KJA - 11/23
Parisian Marshmallow Ghoul
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Parisian Marshmallow Ghoul
He floated white-masked near the door.
Foul ghoul with strong lust for a whore.
Pelvic thrusts appeared crude.
He was soon labeled lewd.
Disemboweled and left dead on the floor.
© - KJA - 10/23
High Intensity Ham Slicer
Derivative of the Infamous Hobart Meat Slicer
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High Intensity Ham Slicer
Ham is sliced with a sharp blade of steel.
Powered on, whirling fast goes its wheel.
But a digit too close,
Adds chopped fingertip dose.
Puts a personal taste in your meal.
Troglodyte Tryst
Available on Spotify & in most digital music stores.
Mellow & eclectic instrumental tune composed & performed by Kitty Allen on pedal harp, flutes, didge box, keyboard, slide & penny whistles, kalimba, analog synthesizer & laptop.
For more information on troglodyte homes, please enjoy information found in the following links.
https://youtu.be/DSbQ3t-j41Y?si=zDJFsxlhqQNb3TTt
© - KJA - 9/23
Whole Suite for Half Sour
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Whole Suite for Half Sour
A cuke to be brined is required.
Not huge, but with heft quite desired.
Must ferment for four days.
Soaked in sea salty glaze.
Uncooked, but best pickle acquired.
For more information on half sour pickles & how to make them, please enjoy the link below.
© - KJA - 9/23
Karen McLaren
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Karen McLaren
Ms. McLaren posed next to the curb.
A gleaming black babe, quite superb.
But her keister was breached.
Shocked! She honked & then screeched.
Covet but do not touch or disturb.
For more information on McLaren cars, please visit their website: www.mclaren.com
KJA - 9/23
Plectronoceras
Available on Spotify & in most digital music stores.
Uptempo melodic tune composed & performed by Kitty Allen on pedal harp, flutes, melodica, penny & slide whistles, analog synthesizer, keyboard & laptop.
Plectronoceras image provided by Ed - his detached toenail.
For more information on the Plectronoceras, please enjoy information provided in the following link.
https://alchetron.com/Plectronoceras
© - KJA - 9/23
Buzzy Bee
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Blue Super Luna
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Blue Super Luna
To shine down on the earth was her duty.
A plump orb and a seldom seen beauty.
Quite rare to arise,
In our planet's vast skies.
She retreats now but still bares her booty.
For more information on blue supermoons, please enjoy the links shown below.
https://www.npr.org/2023/08/29/1196637207/blue-super-moon-wednesday-what-time
https://www.dw.com/en/blue-supermoon-lights-up-sky/video-66677813
© - KJA - 9/23
QWERTY
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QWERTY
Ten fingers maneuvered this hand tool.
The keyboard helped scribblers complete school.
It evolved with a rotor.
That attached to its motor.
Most writers then called it their prize jewel.
For more information on the history of the typewriter, please enjoy the following links.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HpnRvW8zgUg&si=jl1k-3AJhqQw1J64
https://smithsonianeducation.org/scitech/carbons/typewriters.html
© - KJA - 8/23
Fine Old Nag
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Fine Old Nag
She spent many years working the field.
Bore three foals in her lineage of yield.
But when she got older,
Her owner done sold her.
She now reigns from her shed, Queen revealed.
© - KJA 8/23
Sundew Dinner
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Sundew Dinner
They entice with a scent that deceives.
A glue trap of nectar-tipped sleeves.
But once insects hover,
They're trapped within cover.
Sundews eat the retrieves in their leaves.
https://www.britannica.com/plant/sundew
© - KJA - 8/23
The Vespid
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The Vespid
He flies down to the sill by the screen.
Leaves for food when he's feeling quite lean.
But in theory, be leery.
He will not like your query.
Quick to sting you. He's keen & he's mean.
© - KJA - 8/23
Grain Bins
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Grain Bins
Standing back by the barn, they couldn't harm her.
Massive grain storage bins built like armor.
Tons of seedlings filled their vats.
Gourmet feast for country rats.
But then one day they also swallowed the farmer.
For more information on grain bin accidents, please see the link below.
https://www.michiganfarmnews.com/avoid-tragedy---every-grain-entrapment-is-preventable
© - KJA - 8/23
Barnyard Hyperthermia
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Barnyard Hyperthermia
High heat slowed down the pace of the stable.
Non-grazing sheep surrendered, unable.
Decrepit hay rack started to smoke.
Combustion likely. No joke.
Cockerel shrieked his stressed call to wife, Mabel.
© - KJA - 7/23
Stamp Vamp
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Stamp Vamp
Rubber carvings. Onto wood, they are glued.
Soaked in ink. Then firmly pressed to be viewed.
Quite often used for mail.
Delivered physically by snail.
Soon obsolete, they will likely be eschewed.
For more information on a well-known NYC East Village stamp shop, please enjoy the link included below.
© - KJA - 7/23
Toadstools Barbenheimered
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Toadstools Barbenheimered
They were found along the side of the road.
Fungal fruits offering shelter for the toad.
Though they thrived in heat & mist,
Stems were plucked with forceful twist.
BARBENHEIMERED! Now hot pink. They shall explode.
Toadstools prior to Barbenheimering.
© - KJA - 7/23
Be Very Wary of Scary Wineberry
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Be Very Wary of Scary Wineberry
She bloomed scarlet from her stem on the vine.
Too inviting to pass by & decline.
But the plucking of her fruit,
Caused a shriek of pain acute.
A temptress thorned, weaponed up & down her spine.
For more information on wineberries, please see link below.
https://www.massaudubon.org/nature-wildlife/invasive-plants-in-massachusetts/wineberry
© - KJA - 7/23
Rest Stop
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Rest Stop
They stopped along the road for a tinkle.
A survey sought high praise with a twinkle.
But the door to the latrine,
Jammed & trapped her sight unseen.
Put a combustibly loud wrinkle in her sprinkle.
© - KJA - 7/23
Visiting Rue des Dames
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Visiting Rue des Dames
She entered. It was time for a drink.
Something cold. Fizzy bubbles. Maybe pink.
Though at the zinc bar,
She was served by avatar.
Who spoke French. She did not. Re-think & wink.
About Rue des Dames:
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rue_des_Dames_(Paris)
© - KJA - 7/23
With No Pants On
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With No Pants On
She was posed in the air on a block.
A mannequin in colorful frock.
Like a wide open book,
One could not overlook.
Fancy sack. Bare crack. Depants shock!
© - KJA - 7/23